Lindsay Is Frustrated!

I am so incredibly dismayed, Folks. I am desperately trying to get up and running and I am having so many problems with ads. I need to be verified on Tryst and I first submitted my profile on 9/27 and here it is 10/25. I’m sorry, but unless I broke rules or wrote it in hieroglyphics, this is unacceptable. I feel like it’s personal! Did I manage to piss someone off already?

Then there’s Eros… I will never understand their rules. Look around at the ads. You have some women, guns out for everyone to see, but I post a pic in lingerie standing outside is yanked, and the kicker? They accepted the exact same outfit, different pose for my thumbnail, but no way to have the second. In addition, Tryst and eros are only allowing payments with Bitcoin. What a fucking joke. It’d be easier to pay in diamonds.

Slixa? Have you even heard of it?? They want $500 for their ads and I have been stuck in some perpetual technology loop and I can’t get the ad published. I’ve pleaded. I’ve begged for help and I keep getting sent the same link that takes me back to the beginning of said loop, so for shit’s sake! REFUND ME.

And lastly, P411… They wanted me to hold up a newspaper, (wtf is a newspaper?) which is fine, but then the final requirement is having 3 reviews by gentlemen that are on p411 already. I don’t see how this works. One, I don’t want to be reviewed and how do I summon men that have P411? Is it even as thing????

I just want to meet you. Is that too much to ask???